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biological-warfare:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

mitsurugi:

gordonjramsay:

skypestripper:

aclorable:

aclorable:

aclorable:

which country has the most birds

portugeese

wait

thats a language

portugull

nice recovery

don’t you mean nice redovery

turkey, how did we miss turkey

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annethecatdetective:

monstersanosa:

Yarrr! Be ye ready NightVale?! Here be coming Koshekh the Pirate!

Wow this is adorable.

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"In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water."

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why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop loling

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'CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MASSIVE DONG SIR'   'THANK YOU SIR I INHERITED IT FROM MY PARENTS'   'TRULY AMAZING SIR'  
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promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

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darlingparrot:

If you haven’t been listening to Welcome to Night Vale

you really should be listening to Welcome to Night Vale

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thiscorpsofbrothers:

danisnotonfire:

Opening a beer with a frisbee.

dude

this is the most bro thing ever

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Snowpiercer (2013)

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nancydrewho:

*saves game*

*presses exit game*

"Do you want to save your game before you exit?"

"I should just in case" 

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mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

What hoard would you have?

If there’s a dragon with a kitty hoard or a donut hoard, then yeah, those are me. 

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Harry Potter + Wands (x), (x).

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